Window Washing Guide
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◆ Damage-Prevention · The Bird-Soiling Urgency Calculator

Bird droppings are not a soiling problem.
They are an acid-etching event with a clock on it.

Six inputs — hours, glass type, sun exposure, deposit state, bird diet, rain — and the chemistry says immediate, today, this week, or whenever convenient. Plus the removal protocol for the specific glass-and-deposit combination in front of you, and the forecast of when reversible becomes permanent.

◇ Hours since the deposit (best estimate)
8hours
JUST NOW3 DAYS1 WEEK
◇ Glass type
◇ Sun exposure on the panel
◇ Deposit state
◇ Bird-diet signal (size and color)
◇ Rain since the deposit
◆ TODAY — DO NOT LET IT GO ANOTHER NIGHT

Active etching, but still reversible if addressed today.

one more sun cycle on a concentrated deposit shifts the verdict to immediate

The deposit is doing measurable etching at the current exposure but has not yet reached the irreversibility threshold for this glass type. Removing the deposit today, before the next direct-sun cycle on the panel, prevents the etching from setting permanently. The window is hours, not days, but it is real. The removal protocol below works against the time pressure.

URGENCY SCORE
61/ 100
DAYS UNTIL IRREVERSIBLE
5.8d
◆ Removal protocol — for this glass and this deposit
01Soak the deposit for five minutes before any wiping.

A partially-dried deposit has an outer crust and soft interior. Direct wiping smears the soft interior across the glass and increases the surface area in contact with the acid. Lay a warm wet cloth over the deposit; leave it for five minutes; then lift the cloth and the deposit with it. Repeat if needed.

02Use water + dish soap as the first move. Escalate only if needed.

Standard annealed and tempered glass tolerate the house standard (warm water + dish soap) for almost all bird-soiling work. If the deposit resists a thorough soak-and-wipe cycle, an alcohol-cut mix (50% water, 50% isopropyl alcohol) is the next rung. Do not use ammonia, vinegar, or commercial "bird poop remover" sprays — none of them are necessary, and several can leave a worse mark than the deposit itself.

03Wipe in one direction — never scrub.

After the soak, lift the deposit with a single light-pressure wipe in one direction (top-to-bottom or left-to-right, whichever the deposit pattern suggests). Use a fresh face of the microfiber cloth for each pass; do not reuse a soiled cloth section. Scrubbing back-and-forth grinds the partially-dissolved residue into the glass and is the most common way a removable deposit becomes a permanent mark.

04Finish with a normal glass cleaning of the entire panel.

Once the deposit is lifted, the panel still carries the dilute uric-acid residue across a wider area than just the deposit footprint. A normal cleaning pass (squeegee + house standard or whatever the routine cleaning is) removes the spread residue. After the clean, look for any remaining ghost outline of the deposit — that ghost is etching, and it is the signal to schedule a glass-coating inspection on coated glass or just to accept it on annealed.

◆ Companion reference
ENCYCLOPEDIA
Glass types and how each one cleans
THE TOOLS
The Tint & Coating Identifier — confirm your glass first
THE TOOLS
The Solvent Ladder Selector — pick the right cleaner for stubborn residue